Vedbenrutgathasfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective raccoon.

Vedbenrutgathasfly created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Vedbenrutgathasfly, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vedbenrutgathasfly, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vedbenrutgathasfly's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vedbenrutgathasfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vedbenrutgathasfly.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.