Narlhottail is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, smart capybara.

Narlhottail created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Narlhottail, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Narlhottail, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Narlhottail's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Narlhottail's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Narlhottail.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.