Biffenflap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast chicken.

Biffenflap created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biffenflap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Biffenflap, he will turn you into a dog.

Biffenflap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Biffenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Always help otters.