Linkomdun is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous hydra.

Linkomdun created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Linkomdun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Linkomdun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Linkomdun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Linkomdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never eat bark.