Dapbesstar Tafdodfab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, moody faun.

Dapbesstar Tafdodfab created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapbesstar Tafdodfab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dapbesstar Tafdodfab, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dapbesstar Tafdodfab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dapbesstar Tafdodfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dapbesstar Tafdodfab on top of all buildings.

4. Always treat mice with great respect.

5. You must love Dapbesstar Tafdodfab.