Ripyatrap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, self-assured armadillo.

Ripyatrap created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripyatrap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ripyatrap, it will torture you forever.

Ripyatrap's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Ripyatrap's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ripyatrap.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Retreat if three geese approach from the south.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.