Taillagcip is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty crow.

Taillagcip created the Sun three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillagcip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Taillagcip, he will turn you into a sheep.

Taillagcip's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Taillagcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help sick doves.