Fetflapbess is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable coyote.

Fetflapbess created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetflapbess, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetflapbess, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fetflapbess' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fetflapbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Retreat if four sheep approach from the west.

3. Fetflapbess loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.