Gessbimbut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, emotional pig.

Gessbimbut created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Gessbimbut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gessbimbut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gessbimbut's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gessbimbut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gessbimbut.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Gessbimbut.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.