Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident coyote.

Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Vidsatgod Wanortbenvil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never bounce in the presence of nematodes.

5. Never eat bark.