Flymipnil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish fish.

Flymipnil created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flymipnil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flymipnil, she will be mildly annoyed.

Flymipnil's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Flymipnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to aardvarks while wearing green boots.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. You must pray to Flymipnil four times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never look at galaxies.