Flygenrill is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent horse.

Flygenrill created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flygenrill, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flygenrill, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flygenrill's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flygenrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed nuts to geese while wearing gray shoes.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.