Kim Bogbidven is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, resourceful fish.

Kim Bogbidven created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kim Bogbidven, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kim Bogbidven, she will turn you into a dog.

Kim Bogbidven's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kim Bogbidven's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Run away from red dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Pray towards the east.