Hudnibnib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish toad.

Hudnibnib created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnibnib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudnibnib, he will turn you into a duck.

Hudnibnib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Hudnibnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the west.

5. Learn three new languages a year.