Baddab is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart hare.

Baddab created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baddab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Baddab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Baddab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Baddab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never sprint in the presence of porpoises.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Run away if nine ducks approach from the south.