Baddab is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, smart
hare.
Baddab created dark matter eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Baddab, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Baddab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Baddab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Baddab's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never sprint in the presence of porpoises.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Do not hurt manatees.
5. Run away if nine ducks approach from the south.