Tonvegfen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing mouse.

Tonvegfen created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonvegfen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tonvegfen, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tonvegfen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Tonvegfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always help pigs.