Pakwabmif is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil chicken.

Pakwabmif created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Pakwabmif, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pakwabmif, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pakwabmif's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Pakwabmif's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never play with disobedient children.