Gadkarnibran is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome coyote.

Gadkarnibran created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadkarnibran, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadkarnibran, she will not invite you to parties.

Gadkarnibran's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gadkarnibran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.