Tikladdap Sinfombafcin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, pitiless goose.

Tikladdap Sinfombafcin created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Tikladdap Sinfombafcin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tikladdap Sinfombafcin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tikladdap Sinfombafcin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tikladdap Sinfombafcin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.