Weejadwabsat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous beaver.

Weejadwabsat created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weejadwabsat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weejadwabsat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Weejadwabsat's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Weejadwabsat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Weejadwabsat on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.