Sawkarlip is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic mink.

Sawkarlip created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Sawkarlip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawkarlip, he will cry a lot.

Sawkarlip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sawkarlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to moths while wearing violet stockings.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing cyan hats.