Gumcibhonrap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthinking bee.

Gumcibhonrap created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumcibhonrap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gumcibhonrap, it will remove you from existence.

Gumcibhonrap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Gumcibhonrap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.