Ominshavyokgedlipmangud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous dragonfly.

Ominshavyokgedlipmangud created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Ominshavyokgedlipmangud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ominshavyokgedlipmangud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ominshavyokgedlipmangud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ominshavyokgedlipmangud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ominshavyokgedlipmangud.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always help birds.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing white dresses.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.