Yogbeglop is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, kind unicorn.

Yogbeglop created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbeglop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogbeglop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yogbeglop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yogbeglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear violet tights.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yogbeglop.

5. Do not stand on grass.