Latnancap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy hare.

Latnancap created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnancap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Latnancap, he will turn you into a rock.

Latnancap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Latnancap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Do not covet oxen.