Cebbotomtmit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciful aardvark.

Cebbotomtmit created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebbotomtmit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cebbotomtmit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cebbotomtmit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cebbotomtmit's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cebbotomtmit.

2. Cebbotomtmit loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebbotomtmit.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebbotomtmit.