Catsigdun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate parrot.

Catsigdun created snails five million years ago.

If you believe in Catsigdun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catsigdun, it will turn you into a snail.

Catsigdun's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Catsigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.