Gepdossnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awesome narwhal.

Gepdossnurl created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdossnurl, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepdossnurl, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gepdossnurl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gepdossnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepdossnurl.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.