Zengabshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic hummingbird.

Zengabshav created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zengabshav, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zengabshav, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Zengabshav's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Zengabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Always obey Zengabshav's priests.

5. Never jump in holy places.
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