Pidgablargkondungar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering alligator.

Pidgablargkondungar created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgablargkondungar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pidgablargkondungar, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pidgablargkondungar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pidgablargkondungar's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Pidgablargkondungar five times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pidgablargkondungar on top of all buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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