Renzakcub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, proud dragon.

Renzakcub created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renzakcub, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renzakcub, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Renzakcub's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Renzakcub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renzakcub.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Renzakcub in the centre of the settlement.