Funguttarp is a god.
He takes the form of a large, egotistical
fox.
Funguttarp created energy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Funguttarp, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Funguttarp, he will try to impress you with trees.
Funguttarp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Funguttarp's Holy Commandments1. Never hop near dogs.
2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Hide if five grasshopers approach from the north.