Nulhatflat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud manatee.

Nulhatflat created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Nulhatflat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nulhatflat, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nulhatflat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nulhatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always help aardvarks in need.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not take Nulhatflat's name in vain.
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