Gumbudart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous dog.

Gumbudart created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbudart, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumbudart, she will turn you into a rat.

Gumbudart's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gumbudart's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Gumbudart must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Gumbudart on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.