Weeminsaghangonyarlnil is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, omniscient
bear.
Weeminsaghangonyarlnil created light three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Weeminsaghangonyarlnil, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Weeminsaghangonyarlnil, it will turn you into a plant.
Weeminsaghangonyarlnil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Weeminsaghangonyarlnil's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never talk about asteroids.
3. You must pray to Weeminsaghangonyarlnil three times a day.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.