Weeminsaghangonyarlnil is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omniscient bear.

Weeminsaghangonyarlnil created light three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeminsaghangonyarlnil, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Weeminsaghangonyarlnil, it will turn you into a plant.

Weeminsaghangonyarlnil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Weeminsaghangonyarlnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. You must pray to Weeminsaghangonyarlnil three times a day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.