Mutlig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow ferret.

Mutlig created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mutlig, he will make you grow a tail.

Mutlig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mutlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide if eight geese approach from the east.

5. Never wear indigo rings.