Linbogciss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish beaver.

Linbogciss created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linbogciss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Linbogciss, it will turn you into a rock.

Linbogciss' most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Linbogciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.
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