Spaglabarm is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tiresome centipede.

Spaglabarm created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Spaglabarm, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Spaglabarm, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Spaglabarm's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Spaglabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of cats.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Fast once a month.