Homlakmon Nartdobdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing chicken.

Homlakmon Nartdobdoss created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Homlakmon Nartdobdoss, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Homlakmon Nartdobdoss, he will turn you into a frog.

Homlakmon Nartdobdoss' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Homlakmon Nartdobdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Worship no other gods but Homlakmon Nartdobdoss.

3. Retreat if eight swans approach from the east.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not take Homlakmon Nartdobdoss' name in vain.