Fonnurhog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish elephant.

Fonnurhog created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonnurhog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonnurhog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fonnurhog's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Fonnurhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to cats while wearing boots.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Fonnurhog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.