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She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise wren.

Fatbepcatgov created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatbepcatgov, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fatbepcatgov, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fatbepcatgov's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Fatbepcatgov's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ants approach from the north.

2. Never talk about dark matter near geese while wearing indigo coats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fatbepcatgov.