Higrancab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical eagle.

Higrancab created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higrancab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Higrancab, it will think nothing of it.

Higrancab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Higrancab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Never talk about nebulae.