Hudabnart is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, egotistical hummingbird.

Hudabnart created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudabnart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hudabnart, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hudabnart's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hudabnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in holy places.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.