Bagyatget is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying unicorn.

Bagyatget created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagyatget, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bagyatget, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bagyatget's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bagyatget's Holy Commandments

1. Bagyatget loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.