Kikpodgabmis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered faun.

Kikpodgabmis created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikpodgabmis, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikpodgabmis, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kikpodgabmis' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kikpodgabmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.