Fasdossmip is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous slug.

Fasdossmip created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdossmip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fasdossmip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fasdossmip's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fasdossmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

5. Retreat if nine badgers approach from the north.