Tafhogflat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, fast goose.

Tafhogflat created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafhogflat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Tafhogflat, he will make you grow a tail.

Tafhogflat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tafhogflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white doves for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Put Tafhogflat first in all things.