Panarnneg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish troll.

Panarnneg created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Panarnneg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Panarnneg, it will turn you into a rock.

Panarnneg's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Panarnneg's Holy Commandments

1. Panarnneg must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured snakes.