Miszebbell is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate chinchilla.

Miszebbell created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miszebbell, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Miszebbell, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Miszebbell's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Miszebbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Miszebbell's name in vain.

2. Never paint your back mauve.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the south.