Bingofrip is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud raccoon.

Bingofrip created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingofrip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bingofrip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bingofrip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bingofrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Bingofrip's name in vain.

3. Never wear brown scarves.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never mention great tits.